Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 300 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/425 points)
Adventurous soul!
A suspicious wall...
Complete the map at 100%
Unlock all 6 Sword Skills and Sword Level 2
Defeat the mysterious enemy
Defeat the mysterious enemy without taking hits
Challenge: Complete the game without using Bravery
Challenge: Complete the game without using Deflection
Challenge: Complete the game without taking any hits
Complete Game 100%
Medals Earned: 5/11 (40/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!